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Mark Wahlberg
As John -
Seth MacFarlane
As Ted (voice) -
Amanda Seyfried
As Samantha -
Jessica Barth
As Tami-Lynn -
Giovanni Ribisi
As Donny -
Morgan Freeman
As Patrick Meighan -
Sam J. Jones
As Sam J. Jones -
Patrick Warburton
As Guy -
Michael Dorn
As Rick -
Bill Smitrovich
As Frank -
John Slattery
As Shep Wild -
Cocoa Brown
As Joy -
John Carroll Lynch
As Tom Jessup -
Ron Canada
As Judge -
Liam Neeson
As Customer -
Dennis Haysbert
As Fertility Doctor -
Patrick Stewart
As Narrator (voice) -
Tom Brady
As Tom Brady -
Jay Leno
As Jay Leno -
Jimmy Kimmel
As Jimmy Kimmel -
Kate McKinnon
As Kate McKinnon -
Bobby Moynihan
As Bobby Moynihan -
Taran Killam
As Taran Killam -
Sebastian Arcelus
As Dr. Ed Danzer -
Jay Patterson
As Karl Jackson -
Steve Callaghan
As Comic -
Nana Visitor
As Adoption Agent -
Maggie Geha
As Female Nurse -
Jessica Szohr
As Allison -
Craig Ricci Shaynak
As Blind Guy -
Lexi Atkins
As Waitress -
Jack Knight
As Todd Kidder -
Lauren Sánchez
As Boston Newscaster -
William Xifaras
As Boston Neighbor -
Curtis Stigers
As Wedding Singer -
Julius Sharpe
As NYC Doctor -
Liz Morgan
As NYC Nurse -
Alec Sulkin
As Obi-Wan -
Ralph Garman
As Stormtrooper -
Michael Steven Costello
As Jury Foreman -
J. Mark Donaldson
As Juror -
Frank Lloyd
As Juror -
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
As Bailiff -
Becki Dennis
As Receptionist -
Robert Holfelder
As Band Leader -
Michael Trisler
As Cyclist -
Ryan Hanna
As Jogger -
Kate Gustafson
As Hasbro CEO Assistant -
David Goldman
As Pundit -
Ted Jessup
As Pundit -
Ronobir Lahiri
As Pundit -
Barry Ratcliffe
As Pundit -
Chris Regan
As Pundit -
Nefetari Spencer
As Pundit -
Jeffrey Stubblefield
As Pundit -
Wellesley Wild
As Pundit -
Lenny Clarke
As Cop (Boston PD) -
Chris Neville
As Cop (Boston PD) -
Rachael MacFarlane
As Meighan Assistant -
Christy Scott Cashman
As Reporter -
Joseph J. Micucci
As Nerd (Wedgie) -
Josiah Blount
As Comic Con Fan -
Johnny Alves
As Security Guard -
Silvio Cuadra
As Security Guard -
Dustin Ybarra
As Borg -
Matthew J. Walters
As Hellboy -
Aaron Zell
As Vendor -
Scott Wahle
As Film Executive -
John Viener
As Police Dispatcher -
Kate B. O'Brien
As Diner Waitress -
Billy Concha
As Bachelor Party Guest -
Andrew Torres
As Jump Rope Guy -
Luke Adams
As Wedding Announcer -
Tara Strong
As Ted Toy (voice) -
Tiffany
As Tiffany -
Brittany O'Connor
As Cake Girl (uncredited) -
Julie Schmid
As Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited) -
Rose Wakesho
As Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) -
Katie McCabe
As Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited) -
Stanis Krista Ames
As Courthouse Spectator (uncredited) -
Claudia Zielke
As Baroness Girl (uncredited) -
Alexandra Creteau
As Wedding Guest (uncredited) -
Vincent M. Biscione
As Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited) -
Kt Baldassaro
As Wedding Guest (uncredited) -
Laura-Elise Barrett
As Booth Girl (uncredited) -
Anissa Borrego
As Flash Girl (uncredited) -
Roseny Carrero
As My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited) -
John Franchi
As Bar Patron (uncredited) -
Chia Chen
As Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) -
Lexie Contursi
As Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited) -
Chassidy Cox
As Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) -
Nea Dune
As Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) -
Diana Emuge
As Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) -
Michelle Fonseca
As Courtroom Observer (uncredited) -
Enku Gubaie
As Wedding Guest (uncredited) -
London Hall
As Reporter (uncredited) -
Isabel Wagner
As Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) -
Sandra Yap
As Comic Con Attendee (uncredited) -
Isabella Sanchez
As Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited) -
Sagan Rose
As Ginger Girl (uncredited) -
Elizabeth Pollard
As Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited) -
Tina Grimm
As Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited) -
Kim Mulhauser
As Wedding Guest (uncredited) -
Olivia McCarthy
As Booth Girl (uncredited) -
Sophie Mazzaro
As Fox Booth Girl (uncredited) -
Anna Maiche
As Kissing Couple (uncredited) -
Kandiss Lewis
As Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited) -
Toi'ya Leatherwood
As Ginger Girl (uncredited) -
Christopher Weigel
As Well Wisher (uncredited) -
Zola Williams
As Dancer (uncredited) -
Noelle Trudeau
As Wedding Guest (uncredited) -
Lance Norris
As Wedding Guest (uncredited) -
Susan Garfield
As Woman at Diner (uncredited) -
Dustin Christenson
As Attendee (uncredited)
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Christopher Ferguson
Electrician -
Scott Stuber
Producer -
Seth MacFarlane
Director -
John Jacobs
Producer -
Seth MacFarlane
Producer -
Jason Clark
Producer -
Joe Bucaro III
Stunts -
Jarrod Anderson
Technical Supervisor -
Andy Hass
Animation -
Mike Safianoff
Animation -
Jenny Fulle
Visual Effects Producer -
Danny Southard
Animation -
Seung Hoo Ihm
Animation -
Nick Fredin
Animation -
Michael Parks
Animation -
Michael Bomagat
Animation -
Chuck Duke
Animation -
Jonathan Macintosh
Animation -
Melissa Jimenez Ramirez
Special Effects -
John Ruggieri
Special Effects Coordinator -
Diana Roche
Special Effects -
Herve Desroches
Special Effects -
Jay Cail Stone
Special Effects -
Sue Houston Safianoff
Animation -
J.D. Schwalm
Special Effects Coordinator -
Thomas Carroll
Special Effects -
David W. Dale
Driver -
Frederick B. Vega
Animation -
Bryan Felty
Art Direction -
Alexa Hale
Visual Effects Producer -
Sheila Jaffe
Casting -
Jeff Freeman
Editor -
David Kenney
Driver -
Nico Woulard
Stunts -
Rick McMahon
Visual Effects -
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Production Design -
Mark Powers
Animation -
Ashlen Aquila
Stunts -
Howard R. Campbell
Lighting Technician -
Jason Chu
Stunts -
Amy Lu
Animation -
Nicholas Tripodi
Animation -
David Ward
Animation -
Steve Kelso
Stunt Double -
Seth MacFarlane
Writer -
Jeremy Fry
Stunt Driver -
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography -
Walter Murphy
Original Music Composer -
Stan Jones
Music Editor -
Moira Marquis
Music Editor -
Scott Rogers
Stunt Coordinator -
Brian Smyj
Stunt Coordinator -
Todd Sheidenberger
Orchestrator -
Justin M. Lubin
Still Photographer -
Kelly Cronin
Script Supervisor -
David Brownlow
Production Sound Mixer -
Kris Giacomazzi
Stunts -
Mickey Giacomazzi
Stunt Driver -
Laura Anderson
Animation Director -
Christopher Walsh
Special Effects -
Jimmy Almeida
Animation -
Jessie Graff
Stunts -
Jason Madigan
Compositor -
Michael Queen
Compositor -
Chris Crowell
Compositor -
David Edwards
Compositor -
Lionel Heath
Compositor -
Robin Hollander
Compositor -
Joseph J. Micucci
Associate Producer -
Seth MacFarlane
Characters -
Kelly Cronin
Associate Producer -
Cindy Evans
Costume Design -
Eric Heffron
Co-Producer -
Peter Borck
Supervising Art Director -
Wellesley Wild
Writer -
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Set Decoration -
Alec Sulkin
Writer -
Wellesley Wild
Executive Producer -
Mark Kamine
Co-Producer -
Caty Maxey
Art Direction -
Alec Sulkin
Executive Producer -
Todd Harris
Storyboard Artist -
Allison Caetano
Stunts -
Debbie Evans
Stunt Double -
Heidi Moneymaker
Stunts -
Daniel W. Barringer
Stunts -
Daniel Macarin
CG Supervisor